Have the time of your life! With 75 foxy models! At the next bimonthly Fetish Affairs: Thursday, April 26, 8 PM until 2 AM
It is a little-known verity that those who postpone RSVP’ing have a notably enhanced probability of being slammed in the balls by a defective wrecking ball, (MOMMY!), so let’s go: RSVP to FetishAffairs@Gmail.com
Oh my righteousness: Get set for this!
No jesting, this is staid:
***HOLY FUCK! TAKE A LOOK!! At this OH MY shower show wherein two foxy young girls got REAL down and dirty, (yes this shit gets REALLY real really quick), with each other at the last Fetish Affair, a shower show that you could’ve seen, and may see at the next Fetish Affair coming on March 29:
Then TYPE IN this password ((PASSWORD COMING IN A FEW DAYS WITH MODEL LIST, CHIIIIIIL)
*COLLEGE GIRLS TAKING A SHOWER! Let’s throw in for good measure that once again I’m going to throw minimally two girls into the shower on the second floor where the 12 palatial Demigod rooms are. Two yummies shall do funi things with each other. Beats the hell out of watching porn and all that other twaddle on the Internet; real life kicks ass (try it!). The sex-HEHE girl-on-girl shower show costs NOW LOWER only 20 Smack-Her-OOO’s! If you want to prereserve a front row seat to dumbfounding eye-popping live sensual erotic madness, let us know. The wisest pervs will take these worked-up wetted-up girls straight into a Demigod room!
Here is a link to peer to the shower show magnificent shower room, which is on the 2nd floor with the dozen classiest nicest demigod rooms (VIP rooms) ANYWHERE!
There is nothing on the globe similar to Fetish Affairs (FA). FA offers more yummy girls than anything like it on Earth: Minimally 75 warm pleasing girls combined with top-beauty which creates a surrealistic playground; a no pressure no hassle environment!
Moreover, Fetish Affairs is held in the largest private play space and nightclub in the entire your New York metropolitan area offering privacy for safety, an unbeatable space to leap for Joy! That’s right: THIS-IS-THE-SHIT!
If you’re holding back from coming to Fetish Affairs you’re missing what is quite possibly literally and factually the single funnest thing in the known world. Sounds too good to be true, (understandable), nevertheless those who come know I speak the truth; all you need to do is come and discover the truth, and have the time of YOUR life! (The size of this mailing list has exploded over the last few years after a major shift, I am speaking to literally now MANY tens of thousands of people, yes a huge readership, I am always held accountable for what I say and what I do, which I should be, and which I want to be, hence no my words are indeed the truth no matter how hard they are to believe).
Fetish Affairs attracts accurately minimally 10 times more attendees than any other event party of the like in the New York metropolitan area, and actually anywhere in the world, in fact quite likely in history, for one big reason: This is the funnest thing you will find on this planet! Isn’t fun the bottom line? Isn’t fun in the end one of the greatest things if not the greatest thing in life? What the heck are you waiting for?
Fetish Affairs is the King Kong of foot fetish parties, the Godzilla of tickle fetish parties, and the heavyweight champion event of every other fetish under the sun including but not limited to: BDSM, domination, submission, trampling, spanking, bondage, age-play, cuckoldry, BBW, MILF, and gloriously more galore!
Plus Fetish Affairs is the best place possible for people without fetishes. That’s right: People about fetishes now have an alternative to the nauseating nightclub and bar scene. You actually get to mingle and tingle with 75+ foxy as can be girls who make your heart pump out of your chest, (put it back in; I hate hearts jumping out; a bloody mess), who do not pressure nor hassle you, and are willing to make your deepest fantasies and dreams real and reality.
Couples who want to put some spice into the relationship come to Fetish Affairs and put a hot tamale in your relationship!
Swingers now have alternatives to the murky moldy swampland and scary wasteland of swingers events, whereas you can come to Fetish Affairs and actually and factually play with the biggest collection of beautiful girls fathomable who are ready willing and able to make your swing- experience a truly remember-able experience!
The bottom of bottom line: Fetish Affairs offers more girls more hot girls and hotter girls to hang out with and play with them anyone! In the largest best location! Private location, a colossal two-story full private nightclub, offering apex safety! With a dozen of the best Demigod (VIP) rooms within the five boroughs of New York City! The best vibe! The best energy! Friendliest hosts! The best antidote to stress and all the bullshit life throws at us!
If your interest is not peaked to the utmost yet, you really need to check take your temperature and make sure you ain’t already room temperature, (hey if you are dead do the right thing and go straight to the graveyard): RSVP straightaway, that wrecking ball is swinging on down toward your groin, (BOOM), to FetishAffairs@Gmail.com with first name and initial of last name to this legally closed and sealed on-premises membership-only private party on private grounds attendance by invitation only.
I forgot what I was going to say after all that. Oh that’s rite, all of these continental break-fast treats:
*GET IN FREE BY SIMPLY REFERRING A FRIEND TO FETISH AFFAIRS!
*GET IN FREE BY REFERRING ANY FEMALE TO WORK FOR FETISH AFFAIRS!
*DEMIGOD (VIP) ROOMS! THE ENTIRE SECOND FLOOR COMPRISES OF A DOZEN DEMIGOD (VIP) ROOMS. THESE DEMIGOD ROOMS GIVE A TRUE DEMIGOD EXPERIENCE WHEREAS THESE ARE PALATIAL POSH BEDROOMS HIGHLY LIKELY SUPERIOR TO THE BEDROOM YOU ARE CURRENTLY SLEEPING IN! YOU GET TO GO TO BED WITH ONE OR MORE OF THE CUTEST GIRLS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS! YOU MAY PRE-RESERVE A DEMIGOD ROOM BY E-MAIL AS THEY TENDED BE UTILIZED BY LUCKY DISCRIMINATING GENTLEMEN ALL NIGHT. (You may also prereserve any models of your choice).
Here is a link to peer & leer at the Taj Mahal-like Demigod rooms:
*BYOB: If you want to liquor up: BRING IT! (We do not sell back your alcohol, or sell any alcohol, ever, whatsoever).
Edison said: let there be light, and pay me for it, then in-lightened us all with this import: It’s from Angelico! And the angelic Angels of fetish Affairs who give you a hand, and a foot or 2, and other handy/dandy portions of FLESH! They BRING IT!
ALL Fetishes Welcome! Swingers welcome as well! Couples affable! No fetish is Scooby Doo too!
Fetish Affairs: Screw Fantasies and Dreams: Don’t Dream It, Do It!
Have a Fetish Affair!