FETISH AFFAIRS GOES DOWN EVERY OTHER THURSDAY! NEXT TWO AFFAIRS ARE ON January 24 AND February 7!!!
Warm up with 75 Body Wamers, Thursday, January 24th, 8 PM to 2 AM
It’s friggin bitch-cold outside. The way out? Obviously Fetish Affairs which offers THE COMMON COLD CURE: 75 “Body Warmers,” i.e., 75 stunningly foxy and pleasing/teasing girls to make your day; you ain’t gonna be cold anymore; the getting warmer cockles of your heart shall be furnace-hot whilst hanging and playing with 75 Fetish Affairs Angels, Thursday, January 24th, 8 PM until 2 AM
Best RSVP immediately cuz there are distraught folks who did not keep up with the Kardashians this week, (more butt-Botox), they’re not happy; they take their unhappiness out on the groins of those who delay RSVPing with their butt-Botox needles, ouch, so RSVP to: FetishAffairs@Gmail.com with your first name and initial of last name to request a requisite official invitation to this private event on private grounds, attendance by invitation only, an on-site membership only event. Yeah.
Let’s face it, there are four primary elements that make a party good or bad: Girls and fun, (which tend to go together), plus comfort and safety. Fetish Affairs offers the largest amount and highest quality girls outdoing everybody else by far, no comparison, there is no parallel, for girl-fun there is no better place on the planet. And, because of the unmatched girls, and the largest most comfortable and legally safe location, Fetish Affairs is by far the funnest party, proven by being the biggest party in the New York metropolitan area, in fact in the country, double-down in fact in the world, nobody approaches, nobody comes close, nope. Plus FA is held in the most spacious private playspace/nightclub on the East Coast offering the best VIP rooms and the most comfort with most legal safety.
Fetish Affairs offers more girls more hot girls and hotter girls than any party or thing on earth, by far: Minimally 75 Foxy Girls to hang and play with, yup.
Fetish Affairs offers an entire second floor of a dozen palatial Demigod/VIP rooms that with king size beds wherein you can go to bed with your favorites of the minimally 75 hot and cool girls, oh yeah.
FETISH AFFAIRS OFFERS FREE ENTRY! After attending one Fetish Affair thereafter you may get in free at every Fetish Affair by simply referring a friend to attend, or a girl to work.
Fetish Affairs is the most popular and largest fetish party in the world, by far, (obviously for many good reasons, um hum).
Fetish Affairs is held in the largest private playspace and private nightclub on the East Coast.
Fetish Affairs is run by the leading adult-industry legal expert ATTORNEY in the USA offering maximum legal protection to have the time of your life without ruining your life; a truly private event on true private grounds; attendance by invitation only; an on-site membership only event; absolute anonymity, and no cameras unlike ALL parties in public location parties: (parties in any locales with liquor licenses means they’re public which means cameras filming/watching Y-O-U, and your ass has zero legal protection, yup).
Fetish Affairs is in the mist and midst of NYC, walking distance to all major transportation, car friendly, Uber/cab friendly, and Fetish Affairs even has its own private car service: (Inquire for phone number).
Fetish Affairs caters of course to foot fetish, tickle fetish, trampling ad BDSM, plus welcomes ALL other fetishes – (discrimination-free zone!), welcomes gentlemen without fetishes, and is devastatingly couple-friendly, oh yeah.
Fetish Affairs ensures everybody amongst the many tens of thousands of people per year who attend leaves thinking feeling and saying it was the best thing they ever did! You shall as well whether for the 1st time or millionth time!
The big Guy in the sky is watching Y-O-U: Whaaat? You have not RSVP’d yet?? WTF??? Yeah????
Here’s some more really trippy stuff:
*GET IN FREE BY SIMPLY REFERRING A FRIEND TO FETISH AFFAIRS!
*GET IN FREE BY JUST REFERRING ANY FEMALE TO WORK AT FETISH AFFAIRS!
*DEMIGOD (VIP) ROOMS! THE ENTIRE SECOND FLOOR COMPRISES A DOZEN DEMIGOD (VIP) ROOMS. THESE POSH DEMIGOD ROOMS GIVE A TRUE DEMIGOD EXPERIENCE. THESE PALATIAL POSH FULL BEDROOMS ARE HIGHLY LIKELY SUPERIOR TO THE BEDROOM YOU ARE CURRENTLY SLEEPING IN! YOU GET TO GO TO BED WITH ONE OR MORE OF THE CUTEST GIRLS YOU’VE NEVER EVER SEEN EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS! YOU MAY PRE-RESERVE A DEMIGOD ROOM BY E-MAIL AS THEY TEND BE UTILIZED BY LUCKY DISCRIMINATING GENTLE-MEN ALL NIGHT.
(You may also prereserve any FA choice models of your choice).
Here is a link to peer & leer at the Taj Mahal-like Demigod rooms:
(Scroll to see)
*BYOB: If you want to liquor up: BRING IT! (We do not sell back your alcohol, or sell any alcohol, ever, whatsoever: got that? Yeah??).
*THE MODELS LIST SHALL GO OUT AS ALWAYS IN NEWSLETTERS CLOSER TO EACH AFFAIR. IS THAT CLEAR? ARE YOU SURE? YEAH?
Marlon Brando said I could’ve been a contender, they said ah fuck it, what’s really important is this: It’s from Angelico, and the angelic Angels of Fetish Affairs who give me a hand or two, and you a foot or two, and other portions of FLESH! They BRING IT!
Get in Free: Referrals
Get in free by simply referring a friend to Fetish Affairs
Get in free by just referring any female to work at Fetish Affairs
If you want to liquor up: BRING IT! (We do not sell back your alcohol, or sell any alcohol, ever, whatsoever: got that?).
VIP Rooms Requested Donation Rates:
$30: 10 Minutes
$50: 20 Minutes
$60: 30 Minutes
$75: 40 Minutes
$90: 50 Minutes
$100: 60 Minutes
$400: ALL NIGHT!
You may pre-reserve the Demi-god (VIP) rooms: Just let us know what time and how long you crave one and we will do our best to reserve it for you accordingly. You may also pre-reserve your favorite of minimally 75 hot and cool models: Just tell us which girl(s), what time, and for how long. No need to pre-pay for pre-reservations!
Here are the lush plush Demigod Rooms (the VIP rooms) wherein you may have a demigod experience with Fetish Affair’s beautiful teasing and pleasing Demi-gals.
NO! We LOVE foot fetishes, however, we are a multi-fetish,
couple-friendly, swingers, and even non-fetish party catering to all
fetishes, couples and swingers and people with no fetishes!
Simply join the newsletter which is easy: see the top of any page on
this website, once you join you’ll be given a password inside the
newsletter you’ll receive; the password is updated every two weeks; the password must be typed in, not cut and pasted, as directed.
Yes! It is a legally sealed private event on private ground,
attendance by official invitation solely, and on-premises membership
only requiring an RSVP with first name and initial of last name to
request an invitation to: FetishAffairs@Gmail.com
It is only a requested donation of 50 Smack-Her-OOOs! (Though we have the MOST & HOTTEST and coolest/ friendliest models, plus the
comfiest private location! Females get in half-price for only a
requested donation of 25 Buck-Her-OOOOs!
Base requested tip of $20 intended solely for the company of your
choice amongst 75+ lovely babes. However each model(s) work(s) for
themselves and they may set their own requested tip rates.
10 long-ass wild minutes!
Yes! There are TOTALLY PRIVATE session rooms. PLUS 12 Demigod/VIP Rooms! All session rooms are FREE of charge except for the Demigod/VIP rooms.
Yes. Contact us at FetishAffairs@gmail.com and let us what time and for how long you wish a Demigod room.
No! We work on an honor system. If you preserve a Demigod/VIP room and thereafter will not use it please be respectful and let us know ASAP as the Demigod rooms are totally booked for the whole night.
Most of Fetish Affairs’ 75+ Angels are college girls, pretty next-door type girls, regular common cute girls you see around and drool thinking about, actual high-end model agency signed working models,
legitimate bikini models, calendar models, Playboy models, Penthouse
models, Maxim models, TV and movie actresses, aspiring models and
actresses, Hooters girls, lingerie models, real nurses, waitresses,
bartenders, strippers, porn stars, famous fetish video models,
cam-girls, waitresses, dancers, ballet performers, yoga babes, muscle
chicks, pole girls, secretaries, librarians, flight attendants, and just
cute young girls from every walk of life!
We have 75+ girls of every type shape weight height size etc…for everyone’s taste. Thin to BBW. Young to MILF’s! Etc…
NO! Most of our 75+ girls are young, but: ALL GIRLS ARE OF LEGAL AGE 21 OR OVER. (ALL with legal ID’s that are checked!). We also have
Yes! We already have become the largest couples and swinger’s party
as well as all-fetish and even non-fetish party on earth. Unlike almost
all other swingers gatherings you get to play with truly pretty girls!
How about that!
If you cannot have fun with 75 of the most striking females you ever saw in one place, (a really cool place), at one time: CHECK YOUR PULSE!
Yes sir/ma’am! You are entitled to a ONE-TIME $5 discount as a token
of our appreciation of your heroic service! (Must show military proof).
Yes! If you birthday falls within 1 week of a party you get $10 off! Happy Birthday! (Must show legal ID).
Fetish Affairs has been in existence over a decade, (under another
too-long name and shared-ownership in the past best left in the past).
*BYOB: If you want to liquor up: BRING IT! (Must be 21 years of age
or older to attend or drink alcohol; legal ID required). [We do not sell
back or in any way handle your BYOB alcohol].
Yes! Mixers available, ice (ice may be used for sessions too!), and much more!
Yes! Liquor stores are a short walking distance nearby.
Fetish Affairs is held in the largest private play space and private nightclub on the East Coast!
Yes! Bring your favorite bondage gear and tie up your favorite
lasses! We even have bondage/tickle furniture! (We do not supply bondage gear such as rope, cuffs, paddles, ball gags, blindfolds, floggers, feathers, hog-tie equipment, etc…SO if you want it: BRING IT!
We allow MOST fetishes. There are some fetishes that may be better
expressed in all their glory, of we judge not and least, elsewhere:
inquire beforehand if unsure to make sure.
Privacy rights apply to private locations, NOT to public locations
such as bars and lounges and such. In our opinion, (as an ATTORNEY who specializes in adult-related matters), holding or attending a party in a public location is VERY unwise: you are playing with your life.
No! In almost ALL public location there ARE cameras filming EVERYTHING you do. Not at our private location.
Absolutely not! There are no cameras filming you endangering your anonymity.
NO! ALL recording devices are disallowed at the parties.
Nope. Dress as you desire: anything goes!
Yes! We do not share anything with anyone, ever!
Yes. HIGHLY-TRAINED multi-male security is/are present at all times,
and everyone is checked for weapons and such which are strictly
Refer girls to us (that we hire) and you receive a complete waiver off the requested door donation getting you in free!
Yes. E-mail us at FetishAffairs@gmail.com and just let us what time
and for how long you wish a particular babe and we shall do our best
accommodate your desires.
No. We work on an honor system. However if you are not going to keep your reservation please be/act honorable(ly) let us know ASAP: all the girls are normally busy all night.
Yes. You must join our mailing list to see the pictures or the sexy
75 hot/cool girls who work each party. There is a password in the
newsletters closer to the party to see some of the 75 hotties.
Be assured that you will not be spammed, and that we will not share your email address with anyone else
Yes! Please! AND: If you have attended one party previously
minimally, and your guest(s) have not, you get in FREE as the requested door donation is totally waved! (Females do not count as they already get in half-price!)
Yes! In fact your lady friend gets in half-off the already very low reasonable door donation!
Yes! Our girls are picked not just for their extreme super good
looks, but also for their ability to make you feel comfortable, welcome,
and totally shame/blame free with your fetishes. We are considered by
most to the nicest and most polite party host in the country. Your
comfort and pleasure is a highest priority.
You will be notified of the exact location once you RSVP if we choose
to send you the requested and required official invitation.
This is a closed private event on private grounds, attendance by
invitation solely, and on-site private membership event. An official
RSVP is mandatory to get an official invitation. Please RSVP with first
name and initial of last name to: FetishAffairs@gmail.com, thereafter
the location is divulged to you; have your official invitation ready at
the door to gain entry.
Being a private party on private grounds we have the right to and do
not allow anyone associated with any law enforcement without a valid
warrant. Nor do we allow anyone with any media affiliation. DO NOT
snoop, or media-sandbag us, or any other sneaky poppycock or you shall pay a HEAVY legal price: A SAVVY BADASS LAWYER RUNS THIS PARTY: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
ALL attendees must be 21 or over with legal ID which are ALWAYS checked, EVERYBODY.
But of course.
Butt of course.
Yes! Great music all the time!
Yup! Though most girls are nubile and very young, (ALL of legal age
over 21), yet, we always have at least a few beautiful MILF’s around.
Yes. Though most girls are in 6-pack shape, and thin, shapely, and/or
curvy just right, etc…, we always have at least a few lovely BBW’s
Absolutely. Our honor and pleasure. You are most welcome to attend. We shall do everything we can to assist you.
Absolutely 100% YES! (The manager/owner is an attorney!).
Absolutely not! Nothing illegal! Period! You will be tossed immediately and banned evermore!
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! You will be tossed immediately and banned forever. ZERO DRUG TOLERANCE POLICY!
Yes! Just email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
No. Email shall suffice. We also have private lives and please respect that we wish to keep it that way.
Welcome to Fetish Affairs: There is nothing like Fetish Affairs on earth! You are about to have the time of your life! Fetish Affairs is the world’s most popular gentlemen’s fetish & adult-entertainment party. Fetish Affairs presents the largest number and most beautiful models to mingle and engage with: minimally 75 of the prettiest and friendly girls you shall encounter anywhere ever. Fetish Affairs goes down bimonthly in the largest private playspace and private nightclub in the New York Metropolitan Area. Fetish Affairs sensually caters to all fetishes, erotically to all people without fetishes, and is couple-friendly. Fetish Affairs is a fully legal event prohibiting any illegal activity whatsoever. All attendees must be minimally 21 years of age or older; legal ID required. Fetish Affairs is a BYOB event: we do not sell back your alcohol, or any alcohol, ever, whatsoever. To jump in on the fun note that Fetish Affairs is a private event on private grounds attendance by invitation only, an on-site membership event, requiring an RSVP to request an official invitation necessary to gain entry; RSVP with first name and initial last name to FetishAffairs@Gmail.com. To maximize your fun join our sexy entertaining newsletter by visiting: fetishaffairs.com
*LEGAL DISCLAIMER: You must read this in its entirety before attending any of our events/parties/affairs, or engaging us in any way whatsoever, or looking viewing listening, or otherwise engaging anything associated to/from/with us in anyway whatsoever; failure to so and the legal consequences therefrom are yours solely. *Fetish Affairs is/are privately legally sealed private event(s) held on private property/grounds attendance by invitation only, an on-site membership only event, RSVP mandatory to request and possibly receive said required official invitation of which such official invitation must be produced to gain entry. As such Fetish Affairs absolutely reserves the right to bar entry to anyone or demand anyone to leave for any reason at any time without reservation. Anyone with any law enforcement association whatsoever, (of any type whatsoever), is/are strictly disallowed entry without a valid warrant: The 4th Amendment is invoked always, plus any other applicable legal rights or other. Anyone with any media affiliation, of any type, and/or any recording equipment of any type is/are strictly disallowed entry. No snooping: By reading this and/or attending you agree to not speak/communicate of/about or other about Fetish Affairs, hosts, models, occurrences, or other, in perpetuity ad infinitum. We preserve the absolute right to reject or eject anyone we wish at any time for any reason, (without refund). Any and all illegal activity, including genital contact, private area touching, nudity, sex of any type, prostitution, drugs, weapons, violence, or any other behavior or thing conceivable that breaks any applicable law(s) in existence anywhere is/are strictly disallowed. Any possible monies possibly exchanged in any possible way at the door/entry or other is/are solely possible suggested requested donations for entry solely, not in any way a/an exchange for prostitution or any other illegalities whatsoever. Any possible monies possibly exchanged between any model(s) and/or any attendee(s) in any possible way whatsoever are solely possible suggested requested tips for company and not for any illegalities whatsoever such as but not limited to prostitution, all such or any illegalities of which is/are absolutely disallowed. Possible suggested requested donations and/or tips for anything herein or other for anything else or other are not absolutely demanded, though we retain the absolute right to disallow entry or demand immediate exodus of/to anyone anytime for any reason whatever and/or a permanent ban. We retain the absolute right to change fees, prices, date(s), location, models, and/or anything else conceivable at our absolute discretion. Fetish Affairs is a BYOB event. We do not sell back your alcohol, or sell any alcohol, ever, whatsoever. All possible monies for anything in any form whatsoever are absolutely non-refundable. We are not responsible for any lost/stolen objects ever under any circumstances. We expressly state heretofore wherein that we are not criminally or civilly legally liable for anything illegal that you choose/chose to do under you own volition and will; any/such illegal activities are absolutely against our expressed demands and wishes; said illegal activities are solely your liability criminally of civilly; we bear no liability for aforementioned illegal activities or other of anyone/others said illegalities that we heretofore hereinbefore and hereinafter expressly and patently disallow. All attendees must be 21 to enter: legal valid ID required, including all models. One must be 21 or over to even READ or engage in any way anything associated with Fetish Affairs. All written and/or oral statements in any form herein, or associated/related in any way thereto whatever, are copyrighted, and, accordingly, have full legal copyright protection. Reproduction in any form of anything whatever from this page, or anything else related thereto, is/are strictly disallowed, and wholly illegal. Any copyright infringement shall result in direct civil and/or criminal legal action/prosecution. Fetish Affairs is run by a Bad-Ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even THINK about it.
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